Church Bulletin Mistakes

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.----------------------------------------------------------
The sermon this morning 'Jesus Walks on Water.' The sermon tonight 'Searching for Jesus.'----------------------------------------------------------
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.----------------------------------------------------------
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.----------------------------------------------------------
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.----------------------------------------------------------
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you. ---------------------------------------------------------
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.---------------------------------------------------------
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.----------------------------------------------------------
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.----------------------------------------------------------
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.----------------------------------------------------------
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing 'Break Forth Into Joy.'---------------------------------------------------------
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.---------------------------------------------------------
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.--------------------------------------------------
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.---------------------------------------------------------
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.---------------------------------------------------------
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.---------------------------------------------------------
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.---------------------------------------------------------
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.-------------------------------------------------
Potluck supper Sunday at 500 PM - prayer and medication to follow.---------------------------------------------------------
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.----------------------------------------------------------
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.---------------------------------------------------------
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.--------------------------------------------
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.Please use the back door.---------------------------------------------------------
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.----------------------------------------------------------
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.----------------------------------------------------------
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan Last Sunday 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours